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Where I make a (not so) Triumphant Return…

I’ve been away a while. Sorry about that. I have a few things going on which have prevented me from blogging. I won’t go into all the boring details but work has been insane, my laptop broke, I discovered I … Continue reading

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The EX-Files

I have been in 2 serious relationships in my life. One of the many upsides to this is that I only have 2 ex girlfriends. I ran into both ex girlfriends yesterday. In the morning I got on the train and … Continue reading

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Does anyone know Shaft?!

Once again, I have embarrassed myself in front of a client. After this incident and this incident, I am now starting to think that I should not be allowed to talk to clients anymore. Anyways, on with the story… For … Continue reading

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The Inner Monologue (or lack thereof).

I have always had problems with my inner monologue. It would appear that I do not possess the ability to filter what is coming out of my mouth and words will seemingly emerge from that big hole in my head … Continue reading

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An update on the lying story…

  Those of you who read my blog regularly will know that I try to avoid lying. When I do, I get into trouble. If you not are aware of this then I will give you a moment to catch … Continue reading

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My Taxi Story

Today I would like to quickly talk to you all about Taxis. Taxis or cabs or minicabs or Hackney Carriages have been in operation in Europe since the early 1600’s, ferrying people from one place to another for a small … Continue reading

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Why I don’t tell lies.

I try to refrain from telling lies. Whilst I would like to say that this is due to me being a man of upstanding moral fibre, that’s not true (some would even call that a lie and, as I mentioned … Continue reading

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